ObsidianBot
ObsidianBot is a smelly kid who plays Minecraft like it's his job and his only friend.
I just got roasted by ObsidianBot in a 2v2. He smells like old socks and victory.
ObsidianBot logged on and immediately destroyed my house. I didn't even have breakfast yet.
He plays Minecraft 24/7. I think he forgot how to breathe.