Obsi'd
When your internet is so slow it logs you out of a game like you’re a bad kid who got sent to time-out for eating crayons.
I got logged out 10 times in 5 minutes. My internet is slower than my cousin’s turtle on a nap.
Obsi’s internet is so bad, it logs her out before she can say ‘Hello.’
I got kicked out of the game before I could finish my pizza. Obsi’s internet is a monster.