Obsessive Phone Trading Disorder
You have Obsessive Phone Trading Disorder if you're always on a phone date. You trade phones like it's dating app hell. You only keep your phone for a little while and then you dump it like it's your last relationship.
I traded my phone for a new one. It's like dating a new person every week.
My phone just broke up with me. It was a bad match.
I sold my phone for a smoothie. It was worth it.