Obsessive Phone Trading Disorder
You have Obsessive Phone Trading Disorder if you're richer than your phone. You buy, sell, and trade phones like they're going out of style. Your phone is just a temporary roommate.
I sold my phone for a smoothie. It was worth it.
My phone got replaced again. It’s like it’s in a revolving door.
I bought a new phone. The old one is now a bench warmer.