Obsessive Phone Trading Disorder
You have Obsessive Phone Trading Disorder if you treat your phone like it's your ex. You trade it every few weeks, you clean it like it's a baby, and you never let it stay with you for more than a month. Your phone is always sad.
My phone got dumped again. It's crying in the drawer.
I gave my phone a bath. It's been through worse.
I bought a new phone. The old one is now a backseat driver.