Obsessive Phone Trading Disorder
Obsessive Phone Trading Disorder is when you can't stand your phone for more than six weeks. You trade it, sell it, or throw it away like it’s trash. You’re so obsessed, you think your phone is your soulmate.
My phone just broke up with me. It was a bad match.
I sold my phone for a pizza. It was a good trade.
I traded my phone for a fish. It’s the best decision I ever made.