Obsessive Phone Disorder
PTD is when you buy, sell, and swap phones like they’re going out of style. You clean your phone so much it’s like it’s your baby. But you never keep it for more than a few weeks. Your phone feels like it’s been dumped.
I sold my phone for $200 and bought a new one. My old phone cried in the box.
I wiped my phone with a disinfectant wipe after every text. My phone has never been so clean and so sad.
I had my phone for 5 weeks and already swapped it. My phone is like a ex who only stays for a little while.