Obsessive love/crush - You're so love-sick you'll eat your feelings, cry at the sig

You're so love-sick you'll eat your feelings, cry at the sight of them, and maybe even try to steal their lunch.

I ate my feelings because I was too sad you weren’t sitting with me.

I cried when I saw you walking down the hallway like a sad baby.

I tried to steal your lunch and got caught by the teacher.