obsessive lord of the rings disorder - You’re so obsessed with Lord of the Rings books, you might a

You’re so obsessed with Lord of the Rings books, you might as well live in a library and yell at the books.

I bought a book. I yelled at it. It didn't respond. I bought another one.

I live in a library. I also live in my mom’s basement. It’s a vibe.

I bought a book. I read it. I bought another one. Now I have a problem.