obsessive lord of the rings disorder - You buy so many Lord of the Rings books, you might as well b

You buy so many Lord of the Rings books, you might as well be a wizard with a shopping cart.

I bought a book. Then I bought another one. Now I have a bookshelf. And a headache.

I'm buying books faster than I can read them. I'm also buying popcorn. Just in case.

I bought a book. Then I bought a copy for my mom. Now I have to read both.