Obsessive Ebay Disorder
You're so deep in Ebay you’ll spend your life savings on random junk just to feel rich for a second.
I spent my rent money on a collection of 500 rubber chickens. It was a mistake.
I bought a whole set of ‘ancient’ spoons. They’re just old.
I paid $100 for a pencil that says ‘I am the best.’ I’m not.