Obsessive Ebay Disorder - You spend all your money on random junk from Ebay because yo

You spend all your money on random junk from Ebay because you're too stupid to care.

I just bought a toaster that looks like a cat. Why? Because I'm a loser.

I spent $200 on a spoon. It’s fancy. I don’t know why.

I bought a lamp that glows in the dark. It’s not even useful.