Obsessive Compulsive Narrator

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A person who watches a movie like it's their job and yells out every detail like they're the director and the whole theater is their idiot cousin.

'You think this is just a movie? No, this is a masterpiece! And the dog is definitely judging you!'

'Why is the character wearing a hat? Is this a hat or is this a death wish?'

'This scene is so average, I might actually cry.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Someone who sits in silence during a movie, but then suddenly starts explaining everything like they’re giving a report to their annoying boss.

'This character is sad, but not too sad. Just enough for me to feel bad but not enough for me to leave.'

'That explosion? It was loud, but not loud enough to impress me.'

'The background music? It was there, but it was just there.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A person who watches a movie like it's a test and feels the need to narrate every single thing as if they're the teacher and you're the student who didn't study.

'This character just smiled. That means something. I swear it does.'

'The lighting is dim, but not too dim. Just enough to make you question your life choices.'

'This is not a movie. This is a lesson.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago