Obsessive compulsive bi-polar fad chasing disorder
Chases every new craze like it's going out of style. Has a new obsession every five minutes. Doesn't know anything for sure, but they swear they do.
'I'm now a professional avocado toast maker. I've made three kinds of toast in the last hour.'
'I just got into crypto. I think it's gonna make me rich. Probably.'
'I'm starting a podcast about the history of pet rocks. It's gonna be legendary.'