obsession whores - These people are obsessed with so many shows they have to wa

These people are obsessed with so many shows they have to watch them all at once. It’s like they’re trying to kill their brain with a remote.

I watched three shows at once and now I’m confused about everything.

My obsession whore brother watched three shows and cried about all of them. It was tragic.

I tried to watch one show but my obsession whore friend was watching three. I gave up and watched a movie instead.