obsessicane - when you’re so focused on the weather that you’re like a mad

when you’re so focused on the weather that you’re like a mad scientist testing if the sky will obey you, and it better or else.

I’ve been counting the clouds for three days. If it doesn’t storm tonight, I’m gonna cry.

I’ve been checking the forecast every hour. If it doesn’t rain on Sunday, I’m gonna get angry.

I’ve been talking to the wind. It hasn’t responded yet, and I’m getting annoyed.