Obsessed with Vinnie Hacker - You're so into Vinnie Hacker, it's like he's your ex. But ho

You're so into Vinnie Hacker, it's like he's your ex. But hotter.

I cried when Vinnie Hacker didn't follow me back. I'm 23. I'm not supposed to cry.

I asked my mom if Vinnie Hacker was real. She said, 'He's more real than your dad.'

I bought a Vinnie Hacker shirt. It's 100% cotton and 100% my soul.