Obsessed with Vinnie Hacker - You're so in love with Vinnie Hacker, you'd probably marry h

You're so in love with Vinnie Hacker, you'd probably marry him if he asked. Even if he's a mess.

I proposed to Vinnie Hacker in a DM. He said, 'I'm not ready.' I said, 'I am.'

I wore a Vinnie Hacker shirt to my job interview. They hired me. I think he influenced the boss.

I named my cat after Vinnie Hacker. It's a long story. It involves a lot of crying.