Obsessed Forums Guy
The Obsessed Forums Guy doesn’t just talk loud, he yells at the internet. He doesn’t care if you’re right, he just wants to prove you wrong. He’s never played a game, but he’s got opinions on every single one.
"This game is the worst I’ve ever seen! I’ve never played it!", posted at 3 a. m.
DM: "You think you’re good? I’ve got 200 posts to back me up!"
Tweet: "This character design is a disgrace! I’ve never even seen the game!"