Obsessed Forums Guy
He’s the guy who shows up to every thread like it’s a championship. He doesn’t just post, he dominates. He doesn’t play games, he judges them from a throne of rage.
Post: "This game is garbage! I’d know because I’ve posted about it 300 times!"
Tweet: "I’m not wrong. I’ve never been wrong. I’m the guy who never sleeps."
DM: "You think you’re cool? I’ve posted 500 times about this game!"