Obsessed Forums Guy
He’s not just a forum guy, he’s a forum god. He doesn’t play games, he punishes them. He doesn’t need a life, he has a keyboard.
Comment: "This game is the worst! I’ve never played it, I’m a god!"
Tweet: "I’ve posted 300 times. You’re just a mortal."
DM: "You think you’re good? I’ve posted 1,000 times about this game!"