Obsessed Forums Guy
He doesn’t just post, he proclaims. He doesn’t need a game, he has a mission. He doesn’t care if you’re right, he just wants to yell about it.
Post: "This game is the worst! I’ve never played it, I’m right!"
Tweet: "I’ve posted 200 times about this game! You’re not even close!"
DM: "You think you’re cool? I’ve posted 500 times about it!"