Obsessed Forums Guy
He doesn’t just live in forums, he eats them. He doesn’t have a life, he has a mission: to prove everyone else wrong, even if they’re right.
Comment: "This game is the worst! I’ve never played it! I’m right!"
Tweet: "I eat forums for breakfast. You’re not even close."
DM: "You don’t know what you’re talking about. I’ve posted 100 times about it!"