obsessed ex boyfriend
a sad sack who thinks he's hot stuff and still believes you're the love of his life even though you dumped him years ago and he's been living in a trash can ever since. He's too cheap to get a new one.
'I saw your profile and I had to message you. I just had to.'
'You were my everything. Now you're just my everything else.'
'I'm still in love with you. I'm still in love with you. I'm still in love with you.'