Observiticism - A remark that’s both a fact and a punch to the gut.

A remark that’s both a fact and a punch to the gut.

'You’re out of milk. And it’s not just out of milk. It’s a rebellion against basic living.'

'That’s not a problem. That’s a full-blown crisis.'

'You missed the bus. Again. Don’t act like it’s a mistake. It’s a lifestyle.'