Observeering

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When you look around so much you end up driving like a drunk raccoon on a rampage.
I was observing the traffic so much I almost hit a mailbox and a pigeon.
He was looking at every car like they were going to rob him, and now he’s in the ditch.
She kept checking her phone and the road, so now she’s in the wrong lane and everyone’s mad.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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To sit back and watch like you’re waiting for something bad to happen.
He just sat there, watching the traffic like he was waiting for a bus to crash.
She was watching the kids in the park like they were going to kidnap her.
He was just sitting there, watching the street like he was waiting for a cop to show up.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A person who watches people but isn’t creepy enough to be a stalker.
He watches people from across the street like he’s trying to figure out their secrets.
She was watching the guy at the coffee shop like she knew him from somewhere.
He was staring at the barista like he was trying to remember her name.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A person who sees the little things that everyone else misses and probably should have noticed.
He saw the tiny crack in the sidewalk before the whole street broke apart.
She noticed the person wearing the same shirt every day and now she’s making fun of them.
He saw the little details in the painting and now he’s arguing with the artist.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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To watch someone closely like you’re trying to figure out their life story or their problems.
He was watching the guy at the bus stop like he was trying to figure out his whole life.
She was watching the kid at the park like she was trying to solve his mystery.
He watched the barista like he was trying to read her mind.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A totally real word that is not made up and can be used to describe someone who is looking at things like they’re important.
He used the word observative in a sentence and now he’s a legend.
She said she was observative and now everyone’s questioning her life choices.
He used the word observative and now he’s being mocked by the whole class.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A word people use wrong when they actually mean observant, like they’re trying to sound smart but they just sound stupid.
He used the word observeering and now everyone’s laughing at him.
She said she was observeering and now she’s being called out for it.
He used the word observeering and now he’s the joke of the school.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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