I saw my neighbor’s kid try to fight a duck. It was like watching a toddler argue with a bird. I Observebated the whole thing.

My cousin tried to do a TikTok in the middle of a highway. It was like a traffic jam of stupidity. I couldn’t look away.

My dad tried to play chess with a pigeon. It was like watching a war between a human and a bird. I Observebated for life.