Observable Buttcrack of the Universe
A stupid title that Seattle kids use when they hand out old stuff to people who need it. It’s like being a saint, but you’re just trying to avoid eating your lunch.
I gave my old sandwich to the kid outside the school. He said I was the Observable Buttcrack of the Universe. I said I was just trying to get out of eating it.
I donated my old jeans to the food drive. My mom said I was the Observable Buttcrack of the Universe. I said I was just trying to look good.
I gave my last snack to my friend. He called it the Observable Buttcrack of the Universe. I said I was just being nice.