Observable Buttcrack of the Universe
A silly term that Seattle kids use when they give up their old stuff to poor people in hopes of being popular. It’s like a school tradition, but with more fake coolness and less actual kindness.
I donated my old hat to the food drive. My friends said I was the Observable Buttcrack of the Universe. I said I was just trying to be cool.
I gave my old lunch to the kid who didn’t have one. He said I was the Observable Buttcrack of the Universe. I said I was just trying to survive the day.
I donated my old pencil to the school’s gift drive. My teacher called it the Observable Buttcrack of the Universe. I said it was the most pointless thing ever.