Observable Buttcrack of the Universe
A ridiculous title that Seattle kids use when they hand out stuff they don’t want to people who need it. It’s like being a hero, but you’re just trying to get out of giving your lunch.
I gave my old homework to the guy outside the cafeteria. I said it was the Observable Buttcrack of the Universe. He said it was the most useless thing he ever got.
I donated my old socks to the food drive. My teacher said I was the Observable Buttcrack of the Universe. I said I was just trying to get out of wearing them.
I gave my last candy bar to my neighbor. He called it the Observable Buttcrack of the Universe. I said I was just trying to be nice.