Observable Buttcrack of the Universe
A fancy word for when kids feel bad about themselves and give up their old stuff to poor people. It’s like a school tradition, but with more fake coolness and less actual help.
I gave my old homework to the kid who didn’t have one. He said I was the Observable Buttcrack of the Universe. I said I was just trying to feel better about myself.
I donated my old snack to the school’s food drive. My teacher said I was the Observable Buttcrack of the Universe. I said I was just trying to feel important.
I gave my last candy to the kid who didn’t have one. He said I was the Observable Buttcrack of the Universe. I said I was just trying to be nice.