obsequious
Trying so hard to be the best ass-kisser in the whole office that you forget to breathe. You’re like a goldfish that’s been promised a raise if it flatters the boss enough.
He said the president was 'the most brilliant person in the history of the universe' and then passed out from over-excitement.
She called the president 'the most perfect person ever' and then got a text from her mom saying 'you need to stop being so dramatic.'
He was so busy kissing ass that he didn't notice his coffee was gone and just drank from a water bottle.