obsequious
Calling salad 'cool' and acting like you're the most stylish person in the room. You're like a kid who thinks wearing a hat backward makes them a rockstar.
He said the salad was 'so on-trend it's almost hipster' and then ate it with a fork like it was a sword.
She called the salad 'the most iconic dish of the decade' and then dropped a whole olive on the floor.
He tried to make a salad look like a masterpiece and just ended up with a pile of soggy lettuce.