obscuritiness
A word that hipsters throw around like they’re trying to impress people who don’t even know what a hipster is.
He used 'obscuritiness' in a sentence and no one understood it, not even his pet goldfish.
She said 'obscuritiness' in front of her mom and got called a 'hipster brat.'
He texted me 'obscuritiness' and I just said, 'Bro, what is that?'