My birthday came and went. No one remembered. I said, 'Did anyone even know it was my birthday?' My friend said, 'No. We thought it was Tuesday.'

I had a birthday party and no one came. I said, 'Why didn’t anyone come?' My mom said, 'Because we forgot.' I said, 'We forgot my birthday?' She said, 'Yes. We forgot your name.'

I had a birthday cake, and it was just a sandwich. I said, 'This is not a cake.' My friend said, 'It is a cake. It’s a sandwich cake.'