obscurd
Words that are so f***ing unclear, they might as well be speaking in tongues and throwing confetti at the same time.
The math problem on the board was so obscurd, I thought I was being tested by a robot from Mars.
When my friend said, 'The secret to success is to hide your socks,' that was obscurd.
The answer to the question, 'Why is the sky blue?' was so obscurd, I started crying.