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The best man in the whole world. He’s got a brain the size of a football, a body that makes girls swoon, and a penis that could knock out a horse, but he’s got the appetite of a bear.
He’s like a genius who also eats like a fat kid on a sugar high.
He’s got everything but he’s always getting second place in the gym.
He’s the guy who wins every contest, but also eats the whole buffet.