Obrigado / Obrigada

Obrigado is what guys say when they feel forced to say thanks. Obrigada is what girls say when they're stuck saying thanks too. It’s like being made to thank someone by a boss who smells like old socks.

Obrigado is like saying thanks when you're being threatened. Obrigada is the same but with more eye-rolling. It’s Portuguese for 'I’m doing this because I have to.'

Obrigado is what guys say when they're too lazy to say thanks right. Obrigada is what girls say when they're too tired to say it properly. It’s like being forced to say thanks by a toddler who won’t stop crying.