obri
Obri is what you call Roli the Kakaós csiga when he’s too lazy to do anything but fart in your general direction. It’s a stupid nickname from some dumbass place called Kuglifej.
My dog is Obri. He sits on my face and stares at me like I owe him money.
My mom calls me Obri because I eat cereal for dinner and cry about it.
My teacher said I was Obri because I drew on the desks and got a zero.