Obquility
When you're a total jackass and mess up words then make up a dumb new word just to sound cool.
I said 'obquility' instead of 'obliquity' because I thought it sounded like a secret spy word.
She texted me 'I'm feeling obquility today' and I had no idea what she was talking about.
He tried to explain obquility in a group project and everyone just stared at him like he was a madman.
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