Obquility
When you're a brain-dead idiot and fumble words then create a ridiculous new word just to feel fancy.
He used 'obquility' in his speech and it sounded like he was talking to a robot.
She said 'obquility' in a text and I thought she was making a secret code.
My teacher wrote 'obquility' on the board and we all laughed because it was nonsense.