obony

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#glitter bomb #taco dump #smart but trashy

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Obony is like a glitter bomb, shiny and kinda cool, but they’re also a loud, whiny mess. They’re smart as hell, laugh at your jokes, and will feed you until you pass out. They dig guys named Randy, Ron, or even Ronnie, but their dating choices are like picking a random taco from a dumpster.

'I’m smart, I’m funny, and I’m eating this taco. You’re not.'

'Randy? That’s the best you could do? I could’ve dated a sock.'

'He’s cute, but he smells like a gym sock after a zombie apocalypse.'

by Slangipedia 21h ago

Obony is a hot girl who thinks she’s the main character of a rom-com, but she’s also a walking annoyance. She’ll punch you if you’re lazy and get all hot and bothered when you look at her. If someone else gets her attention, she’ll throw a tantrum like a kid who lost their ice cream.

'You’re a bum, so I’m gonna hit you. And I’m gonna hit you again.'

'He looked at me, and now I’m gonna die of jealousy.'

'I saw him talk to her, and now I’m throwing a fit in the middle of the mall.'

by Slangipedia 21h ago