obnoxious anal emissions
the gross noise a person makes when they let out a fart so loud it sounds like a tiny explosion from their backside after a wild night of butt stuff.
My mom just heard my brother's anal emission and screamed like she saw a ghost.
That guy at the bar let one rip so hard it knocked his beer over.
I texted my friend: 'You gotta hear this anal emission, it was like a war zone in there.'