'She's the most obnoxed person I've ever met.', said by a guy who got dumped for being too quiet.

'My neighbor is obnoxed and plays loud music at 2 AM.', said by someone who now has a headache every day.

'He's obnoxed and eats spaghetti with a fork like it's a war.', said by a kid who got grounded for laughing too loud.