oblutions
1) The stinky bathroom in the army where you can barely see because it's so dark and you’re too tired to care. 2) When you wash, shave, brush your teeth, and poop all in one go because you're too lazy to do it separately.
In the army, the oblutions room was so bad, I nearly got a rash from the stink.
I did oblutions in one go and now my face looks like a hedgehog.
I did oblutions and still managed to spill my coffee on my pants.