Oblorgaorph
you floss dance into someone and they get flung like a soggy pizza across the room and crash into someone who says oof like they just got hit by a giant taco
He oblorgaorphed me so hard I flew into the couch and broke it.
She flossed me and I landed on my mom’s head and she said oof.
My brother oblorgaorphed my sister and she flew into the fridge.