Oblonged
When someone drinks so much vodka or other cheap spirits they puke for hours like a broken toilet.
DM: Bro just drank 12 shots and now he’s puking in the lake.
Tweet: My cousin drank so much vodka, he vomited in my mom’s car. It smells like regret.
Text: I saw my uncle Oblonged in the parking lot. He looked like a broken man.