My little brother ate a whole bowl of spaghetti and sauce and then sat on it. I said, 'Oblogbi!' and ran away screaming.

I got a surprise gift that was a box of expired candy. I said, 'Oblogbi!' and tossed it out the window.

My friend tried to drink a whole bottle of soda and then burped at me. I said, 'Oblogbi!' and covered my face.