My mom cooked a stew that smelled like old socks. I said, 'Oblogbi!' and hid under my bed.

I had to eat a piece of meat that looked like it had been sitting in a toilet. I said, 'Oblogbi!' and threw it at my brother.

My teacher gave me a pop quiz on a subject I had never studied. I said, 'Oblogbi!' and cried in my desk.