Oblkygotter - An Oblkygotter is like a kid who tried to be everything but

An Oblkygotter is like a kid who tried to be everything but ended up being nothing. They’re a mess and they don’t even know why.

@dave: I tried to be a singer, I tried to be a dancer, I tried to be a pizza chef. I’m an Oblkygotter. I’m not anything.

@kim: I tried to be cool, I tried to be smart, I tried to be famous. I’m an Oblkygotter. I’m not even a little bit cool.

@jordan: I tried to be a teacher, a student, a friend, and a foe. I’m an Oblkygotter. I’m not even a little bit good at anything.